Archive - ShrinkedIn

Site with tens of subscribers undergoes multi-million dollar rebrand

Say hello to www.thenotworker.com

Nov 12, 2025 • ShrinkedIn

Actual Job Posting - Sr. Manager, Mascot Operations - LA 28 Olympics

The Philly Phanatic's boss is about to get poached

Nov 5, 2025 • ShrinkedIn

COBRA Benefit Now Just Cobras

Lobbyists representing copperheads and cottonmouths demand hearings.

Nov 3, 2025 • ShrinkedIn

Standard Time "Fall Back" Just A Ploy

And, once again, you all fell for it.

Nov 2, 2025 • ShrinkedIn

October 2025

Bagel Friday Replaced With Cash Bar

“No need to worry,” assures firm representative while conspicuously pocketing Post-It Notes and Sharpies.

Oct 31, 2025 • ShrinkedIn

Resumé Wins Pulitzer Prize For Fiction

Graduate of Oxford, Peking University, and Beauxbatons Academy of Magic wows committee.

Oct 29, 2025 • ShrinkedIn

Local Firm Celebrates Halloween - Downsizes, Burns Witches

"Terminations" are figurative and literal.

Oct 29, 2025 • ShrinkedIn

Actual Job Posting - Santa Claus - Caruso

"This is a temporary position" is the saddest thing ever.

Oct 29, 2025 • ShrinkedIn

Failed Media CEO Negotiates Himself Failed College Football Coach Severance Package

Gives up use of large corporate jet for slightly-less-large corporate jet.

Oct 29, 2025 • ShrinkedIn

Thought Leader: "Seriously, just give up."

Admits "Even I can't polish this turd of a job market."

Oct 29, 2025 • ShrinkedIn

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